1. You will eat anything when you are hungry enough. 2. One more time does not mean it is the last time. 3. The weight difference between trumpets and baritones makes me cry. 4. 'Ball' jokes never get old. 5. Bananas are not slang for anything. Neither are pajamas. And neither is bananas in pajamas.... 6. Every table should have a cookie bowl. Every table should have a little Asian trumpet player as welll, but I doubt you can require that. And I think the band would run out of little Asian trumpet players. 7. Best freinds make band camp 10 times easier. 8. Bus rides can be very, very amusing. 9. Especially when baritones and flutes are together. and finally? Marching band is wayyy better when you're not watching from the stands. |